tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I love having hate sex.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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