ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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