They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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