oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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