please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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