Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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