Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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