If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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