He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Well I just put wine in my tea
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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