We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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