I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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