Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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