You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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