I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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