I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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