Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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