Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd http://tfl.nu/vlap
  Replies (6) Good night (976) Bad night (713)
• Favorite

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (336): i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed http://tfl.nu/dxga
  Replies (20) Good night (5156) Bad night (1288)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing. http://tfl.nu/eukd
  Replies (36) Good night (1440) Bad night (3543)
• Favorite

  (813): View more from Florida

  well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (813): well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked http://tfl.nu/vpbr
  Replies (23) Good night (4244) Bad night (1769)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state. http://tfl.nu/dlad
  Replies (40) Good night (1186) Bad night (3549)
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade. http://tfl.nu/xjtk
  Replies (6) Good night (4528) Bad night (994)
• Favorite

  (903): View more from Texas

  I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (903): I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times. http://tfl.nu/nwwj
  Replies (19) Good night (7547) Bad night (1018)
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job... http://tfl.nu/0251
  Replies (5) Good night (2311) Bad night (864)
• Favorite

  (509): View more from Washington

  We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (509): We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea http://tfl.nu/v62m
  Replies (5) Good night (3584) Bad night (909)
• Favorite

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (412): Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it. http://tfl.nu/x2ar
  Replies (6) Good night (2027) Bad night (1086)
• Favorite

  (802): View more from Vermont

  I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (802): I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday. http://tfl.nu/gxw8
  Replies (7) Good night (1625) Bad night (611)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week

  (210): View more from Texas

  You are the most depressed sports fan I know

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week (210): You are the most depressed sports fan I know http://tfl.nu/7tbn
  Replies (3) Good night (439) Bad night (886)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation. http://tfl.nu/xcew
  Replies (2) Good night (638) Bad night (335)
• Favorite

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (828): I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers http://tfl.nu/zoj5
  Replies (0) Good night (601) Bad night (346)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs" http://tfl.nu/7e2r
  Replies (1) Good night (783) Bad night (349)

Randomize