So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.