speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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