Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
