did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I understand Curling. That high.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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