I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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