Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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