Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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