i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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