i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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