Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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