when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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