you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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