wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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