you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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