i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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