Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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