Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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