But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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