you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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