Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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