Your face is a jimmy john
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
wow bdsm is so cute
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