Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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