As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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