is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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