YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
high people should be assigned attendants
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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