How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
dude. I can hear the air.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize
