let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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