Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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