Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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