I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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