There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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