He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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