honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I smell like Dick and happiness
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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