This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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