I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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