so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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