she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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