If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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