last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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