Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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