i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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