I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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