You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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