Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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