Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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